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Messiah Simulator
PC
Adventure
Indie
Casual
Simulation
Indie
Size
2,00 GB
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Cheapest price5,19 €
Hours (main story)—
Hours (100%)—
Available on
- Steam 5,19 € View official listing
- Developer
- Patrick Gallaway
- Publisher
- Pontius Pilates Publishing
- Franchise
- —
- Players
- —
- Release date
- 2026-05-11
Description
A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
